Get ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows with our cheeky This Guy Hates Christmas jumper! Perfect for those who prefer a good dose of sarcasm over jingle bells, this classic design will have you making a statement at any festive gathering. Crafted from 100% organic cotton, our eco-friendly jumper isn’t just a conversation starter – it’s also a cuddle for the planet.
Ideal for those holiday parties where you’d rather be anywhere but under the mistletoe, this vegan-friendly, carbon-neutral tee offers comfort with a side of witty banter. Our plastic-free packaging keeps the oceans happy, because we believe in keeping things merry and bright – without the waste!
Join the Teevolution this festive season and wear your heart (or lack thereof) on your sleeve. Grab yours today and spread some holiday giggles!
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton Sweatshirt, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
